Girglemonster's Thoughts

What is a girglemonster you ask?

Hmmmm...

Once upon a time, there was a boy who loved a girl. They lived at the center of the universe in a kingdom known as Cambridge, MA. The boy loved the girl so much that he threw a waterballoon at the girl. (I know, it doesn't make sense. But it gets better. Or worse, depending on how you view things....)

The girl, being almost as competitive as the boy, started an uprising in the kindgom. She rallied the people together, arming them with all sorts of liquid propelling weapons. She lured the boy, whom she despised, into a trap. With the aid of her merry men and merry non-men, she ambushed the helpless boy, soaking him with aforementioned armory of water weapons. This started a paradoxical chain reaction that sent their whole universe (a.k.a. Cambridge) into a spinning vortex of water (anyone else thinking toilet bowl about now?)

Anywho...

Like the cheetah of the Serengeti, his animal instincts overwhelm him and he becomes entranced by the fleeing prey. He was compelled to chase. Next thing you know, the boy falls madly in love with the girl. (Note that before he just loved her. Now it's MADLY in love. OK, back to the story...)

One romantic evening, the boy pronounces his love to the fair maiden with a simple "I love you."

She responds:

"Thank you."

Ouch.

He continues to court the fair girl anyhow. (Or anywho, for the observant reader.)

And before you know it, his charm and his witty sense of humor overpowers the girl, and she falls madly in love with him, reciprocating his love.

They soon forgot each other's name. Love changes everything, you know. It makes you downright stupid sometimes. So, he called her "Girl" and she called him "Boy." And then they got silly.

OK, sillier.

The name was transmogrified (oh, I loved Calvin and Hobbes comics...) into "Boogle" and "Girgle". Then, when the love poetry got dull, and needed a little extra OOMPH!, it became the 4-syllable nicknames "Booglemonster" and "Girglemonster." Then, it became "Girgle-Dunkins" and "Pumpkin Poppers" and "XXXXXXXXX" and "XXXXXXXXXXX" and a whole list of embarrasing pet names that she made me take off this page.

There you have it. The short and simple story of what is a Girglemonster. Clear as mud?